"Cartman go fix me some tater tots."
Cartman looked at the famish Jew across the living room couch, baffled. Did he seriously order him to cook him something?
Cartman rolled his eyes, shoving potato chips in his mouth on the living room floor. He snorted. "In your dreams, Jew."
"Why not? All you have to do is put them on a plate and put them in the microwave for a minute or two."
"Well, if it only takes a minute to heat in the microwave, why don't you fix it for yourself, Jew." Cartman suggested slyly, chuckling at the television screen.
Kyle scoffed at his boyfriend's sneering response. He hates it when Cartman refused to get him someth
Stan and Kyle's normal conversation part 2 by IKyman, literature
Literature
Stan and Kyle's normal conversation part 2
K: Well, I did it. I survived Hurricane Cartman this afternoon.
S: Oh my God. How did it go?
K: With the exception of him insulting my mom for having a big nose and calling me a kike, it went well.
S: Really?
K: Yeah.
S: :) That's great, Kyle. I mean, if I were you and I had to tutor an asshole like Cartman, I'd bailed.
K: It wasn't all bad.
S: What do you mean?
K: Well, I give him a treat every time he gets an answer right.
S: What kind of treat?
K: Jellybeans.
S: Are you serious?
K: Yes.
S: lol that's awesome.
Hotbigboned signs in
Hotbigboned says: What's up, Jew and Hippie.
TheKindJew says: What the hell are you doing here?
Stan and Kyle's normal conversation part1 by IKyman, literature
Literature
Stan and Kyle's normal conversation part1
TheKindJew signs in
TheKindJew says: My teacher's such a bitch, dude.
Stantheman says: What happened?
TheKindJew says: My advanced teacher wants to me to tutor Eric 'fat ass' Cartman after school for two hours next Friday. How could she do this me, having me share an empty room with the most racist, self-centered asshole in town, Stan? I mean, do I deserve this punishment?
Stantheman says: Nobody deserves that punishment, not even me. Why don't you tell her you don't want to?
TheKindJew says: Too late. She already scheduled it.
Stantheman says:...Jesus. You are going to be alone with Eric Cartman in two hours.
TheKindJew says: I know,
"I caught you gazing at Stan's ass again, fat ass!"
"I did not, you sneaky Jew! I was looking at his stupid pink belt because I thought it looked stupid and gay on him."
"Yeah, right. You were checking out on him."
"But I didn't, Kahl. Stan is not my type, you are.
"I-I don't believe that one second."
"It's true, my pretty jealous Jew. You're my little monster, remember? I have always admired and loved you, Kahl, and no one can replace you. I don't like Stan like that and he's with that ho', so why would I check out on him when I have you with me in this special room."
Kyle sighed and pressed his head on Cartman's shoulder, intertwining
"Cartman go fix me some tater tots."
Cartman looked at the famish Jew across the living room couch, baffled. Did he seriously order him to cook him something?
Cartman rolled his eyes, shoving potato chips in his mouth on the living room floor. He snorted. "In your dreams, Jew."
"Why not? All you have to do is put them on a plate and put them in the microwave for a minute or two."
"Well, if it only takes a minute to heat in the microwave, why don't you fix it for yourself, Jew." Cartman suggested slyly, chuckling at the television screen.
Kyle scoffed at his boyfriend's sneering response. He hates it when Cartman refused to get him someth
Stan and Kyle's normal conversation part 2 by IKyman, literature
Literature
Stan and Kyle's normal conversation part 2
K: Well, I did it. I survived Hurricane Cartman this afternoon.
S: Oh my God. How did it go?
K: With the exception of him insulting my mom for having a big nose and calling me a kike, it went well.
S: Really?
K: Yeah.
S: :) That's great, Kyle. I mean, if I were you and I had to tutor an asshole like Cartman, I'd bailed.
K: It wasn't all bad.
S: What do you mean?
K: Well, I give him a treat every time he gets an answer right.
S: What kind of treat?
K: Jellybeans.
S: Are you serious?
K: Yes.
S: lol that's awesome.
Hotbigboned signs in
Hotbigboned says: What's up, Jew and Hippie.
TheKindJew says: What the hell are you doing here?
Stan and Kyle's normal conversation part1 by IKyman, literature
Literature
Stan and Kyle's normal conversation part1
TheKindJew signs in
TheKindJew says: My teacher's such a bitch, dude.
Stantheman says: What happened?
TheKindJew says: My advanced teacher wants to me to tutor Eric 'fat ass' Cartman after school for two hours next Friday. How could she do this me, having me share an empty room with the most racist, self-centered asshole in town, Stan? I mean, do I deserve this punishment?
Stantheman says: Nobody deserves that punishment, not even me. Why don't you tell her you don't want to?
TheKindJew says: Too late. She already scheduled it.
Stantheman says:...Jesus. You are going to be alone with Eric Cartman in two hours.
TheKindJew says: I know,
"I caught you gazing at Stan's ass again, fat ass!"
"I did not, you sneaky Jew! I was looking at his stupid pink belt because I thought it looked stupid and gay on him."
"Yeah, right. You were checking out on him."
"But I didn't, Kahl. Stan is not my type, you are.
"I-I don't believe that one second."
"It's true, my pretty jealous Jew. You're my little monster, remember? I have always admired and loved you, Kahl, and no one can replace you. I don't like Stan like that and he's with that ho', so why would I check out on him when I have you with me in this special room."
Kyle sighed and pressed his head on Cartman's shoulder, intertwining
Name: Jessica S. Gender: Female but some people thinks otherwise... Age: 23 years old DOB: December 21, 1990. Yes, I was born on winter. Ethnicity: African. On the inside I'm a deranged Japanese girl who loves doing weird stuff. Stuff to know: I have speech impediment, allergies, sinus, and mild dyslexia.
Eric Theodore Cartman from South Park is my favorite character.
Favourite Visual Artist
Too many in here
Favourite Movies
SP:Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Comedy Central movies, gay movies
Favourite TV Shows
South Park and Total Drama Series
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
A lot. Tatu and M2M are my favorite
Favourite Writers
Onigiri Reject, PrincessDesire, DanniDinmont
Favourite Games
Vice City
Other Interests
South Park, Kyman and Stanman Total Drama Island, yaoi